nahthatsnotveryraven:

in australia we had this childrens show called around the twist and there was this one episode where the 10 year old gets a fish stuck in his penis and spends the entire season winning swimming races by using his penis as a propeller 

srushtinator:

this is okay

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and so is this

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definitely this

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as well as this

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but THIS

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AND THIS

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AND THIS

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IS

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DEFINITELY

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NOT

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OKAY

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WHITE PEOPLE, DO YOU UNDERSTAND THIS?

floozys:

parental figure: “sit like a lady”

me:

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ruinedchildhood:

When I lose my mom at Walmart
lordio:

when u start class late and ur mom wakes u up early